Did everyone have a good Christmas? I hope so, whether you spent it in or out, with your nearest and dearest, with your partner or on your own. If you were out I hope you were lovely to whoever looked after you, if you were in I hope people helped with the washing up and if you were at someone else’s house, well, I hope you helped with the washing up. I hope you’re replete from mince pies, or Christmas pudding, or mint Matchmakers (now we’re talking – can’t be doing with dried fruit myself) or a Terry’s Chocolate Orange, even if they’re far smaller than they used to be.
No restaurant review from me today – it’s difficult to imagine eating out in the foreseeable future, although I’m sure I’ll be back on duty early in the New Year – but fortunately one person who was busy over the festive period was John Luther. Not only was he soaking up the plaudits on Christmas Day, with South Street Arts Centre being named the best thing about Reading by Explore Reading, but on Boxing Day he very kindly sat down to judge the Edible Reading Honest Burgers competition.
I was bowled over by the quality and quantity of responses we got. From entries celebrating Reading F.C. to the Nag’s Head, complaining about the traffic on Cow Lane or celebrating our past and present the range of entries was really impressive. Maybe Two Rivers Press should consider a book of Reading haiku, because from ER readers alone I read entries celebrating the much missed doughnut stand on Broad Street, the 17 bus route and the whiff of ganja outside Reading Minster (which, uncannily, I sniffed earlier this week).
I’m so relieved I didn’t have to judge the competition, but fortunately for me John stepped up and did an absolutely sterling job. He even described the experience for me, appropriately in haiku form:
Judging these haiku
With all their well-seasoned words
Has been such a thrill
Anyway, without any further ado here are the ten winning entries, along with John’s comments.
WINNER 1: Madeleine Adams
Cheeselogs and Elvis
The Turtle and After Dark
Our town (not city)
John says: This one has a nice rhythm and I liked the use of “our” in the final line, bringing writer and reader together.
WINNER 2: Laura Balogh
Summer’s haze long gone,
Oxford Road bleak winter sun,
Nag’s warm lights invite.
John says: This one is unashamedly “Poetic” with a capital P, but has such a great final line. The line seems to exude the warmth it talks of.
WINNER 3: Greg Davies
A tall, stylish Elvis sings
about some biscuits
John says: It’s very difficult to be playful in so few words, but this charmingly pulled it off. It connected Reading’s past and present, whilst making me smile.
WINNER 4: Katherine Findlay
Town, not a city
Famous for beer, bulbs, biscuits
Better than you think
John says: This one just had a precision that I liked. Matter-of-fact and concise.
WINNER 5: Sam Houlden
The Nag’s fire burning
Young and old, welcome and warm
This place feels like home
John says: Although seemingly about the Nags Head (again!) it seemed to me that this is about Reading as a whole too, and what can be more important about a town than calling it home?
WINNER 6: James Menhenitt
Murty, Hunt, Harper
Kits, Little, Sidders and Doyle
One hundred and six
John says: For any RFC fan this will bring back great memories. The last line tells the story of a whole season in five syllables.
WINNER 7: James Parkin
Invasion of them,
Music, Mud, Mayhem and Beer,
Reading Rocks each year
John says: We can’t avoid the Reading Festival and this Haiku summed up the madness really well, with great use of alliteration and even a rhyme (the only entry that did).
WINNER 8: Donna Sibley
Are You Listening?
Jelly, giants, Nags, on Thames
Nomad, Lido, friends
John says: Ostensibly a list, but a great list! All very contemporary and unique to Reading (apart from the Thames!). Iconic community organisations, festivals, events and businesses that lead nicely into the final “friends”, including us all.
WINNER 9: Ian Sutherland
Reading on the Thames
computers are the future
3 Bs are the past
John says: This is another one that was amazingly economical with its words, summing up the past and present of Reading’s commerce very effectively.
WINNER 10: Janine Turner
The lion stands still
Surrounded by ruins, sun
Setting, drink in hand
John says: This feels really rich as three time zones play out within the three lines – the ruins (Medieval) surrounding the lion (Victorian) and then the writer (or reader?) surveying the scene (with a drink) in the here and now. Clever.
Congratulations to all the winners! I’ll be in touch with all ten of you about how to claim your prize. And commiserations to anybody who entered and didn’t win – the standard really was incredibly high.
All that remains is for me to wish you all a very Happy New Year. I’ll be back in 2018 with visits to all sorts of interesting places – stay tuned to find out where…