I was meeting my friend Graeme for the first time in a long time last Friday, and we were dead set on getting to the Nag’s in good time to bag a table, get through plenty of great beer and have a very long overdue catch up. But where to eat beforehand? We wanted somewhere quick and casual, not too pricey, and that end of town. And then I realised that this perfectly summed up Manzano’s, the once infamous peri peri chicken restaurant on the side of the Broad Street Mall.
I say once infamous because Manzano’s is the place that was forced to change its name. Twice. It originally opened as Fernando’s and something about it – I don’t know, maybe the name, possibly the cockerel logo, the chilli-pepper themed peri-o-meter or (and I know this is a stretch) the entire menu – attracted the attention of Nando’s, who asked them to cease and desist.
It reminded me a little bit of the kerfuffle in the Black Country years ago when a chap set up a chicken joint called Kent’s Tuck Inn Fried Chicken, and refused to back down when Colonel Sanders sent him a strongly worded letter. “It is called Kent’s because it is on Kent Street, and Tuck Inn because that’s what you do at a restaurant” said the owner. Good for him: the place is still trading today..
Initially Fernando’s tried to claim that its name had been inspired by ITV dating jamboree Take Me Out (which – don’t judge – I still miss) and the legendary island where the show sent happy couples. But eventually they crumbled and changed it to Fernandez. A small change, but one that kept the lawyers at bay. But there was more: pretty soon a restaurant called Fernandez Grillhouse in Loughborough came out of the woodwork, pointing out that its name and branding appeared to have been ripped off by the Reading venue. “I was in shock” said the owner of Fernando’s. Well quite: how unlucky can one guy be?
Aside from keeping the local websites, back when we had some, busy with news stories Manzano’s also hit the national news with their plight. They were even featured in an episode of Radio 4 series The Untold, narrated by the bizarre Cumbrian cooing of Grace Dent. Fame at last!
Anyway, it’s Manzano’s now. All that happened over five years ago and, apart from a little scuffle with the council about extractor fumes, the restaurant has been going about its business quietly and unobtrusively for a long time. It’s traded for seven years now, a degree of permanence you might not have expected after its rocky start. So although I never thought for a minute that we were about to have a life-changing meal, I expected it to be solid stuff.
I especially hoped it would be because Graeme, my dining companion this week, has suffered for my art in the past. I had a lovely meal with him at Chef Stevie’s Caribbean Kitchen, and another at The Goat On The Roof but the first time he joined me on a review, over four years ago, was for the horror of Taco Bell. We walked past it on our way to Manzano’s, both shuddering involuntarily.
Inside it’s a pretty stark and basic space – not ugly, but not remarkable. Yellow banquettes on one side, red on the other, the whole thing much less homely than a Nando’s would be. We plonked ourself on a red banquette, a slightly threadbare one where a very visible repair had been done to the seat cushion. On the opposite wall was some kind of weird word cloud, printed over and over. The room was almost empty when we got there, but started to fill up as the evening went on.

The two-sided menu showed that actually, the food offering had evolved beyond that of a simple peri-peri grillhouse. And I wasn’t sure, on balance, whether that was a good thing or not. So there was still peri-peri chicken: quarters, halves, whole chickens, wings and thighs. Unlike Nando’s there was no butterflied chicken breast, but Manzano’s still did wraps and pittas.
But beyond that there were the kind of fast food dishes you can pick up anywhere, including new arrival Mr T’s next door – beefburgers, fried chicken burgers and the kind of appetisers you might buy from Iceland. Mozzarella sticks, jalapeño bites, that kind of thing. Someone really liked both pineapple and smut, as evidenced by items on the menu called ‘Hawaiian Chick’ and ‘Hot Hawaiian’.
“I got in trouble at work recently when we were ordering pizza in and I told my colleagues that I could just go for a twelve inch Hawaiian” said Graeme. “I don’t think I quite got away with it.”
I pondered my many stories which are every bit as bad as this, and told Graeme one of the least incriminating, which is still too incriminating to put in print here. I have about half a dozen, and you get a special prize if you ever hear me tell all of them and collect the full set.
The menu gave the option to have dishes on their own or as a meal. It wasn’t enormously clear from the menu, but a meal is one item, one side and one drink. The thing that made this more apparent was that they had both premium sides and drinks, which added £1.49 and £1 respectively to the price of your meal. To give you an idea, spicy rice and any kind of fries which didn’t just consist of potato were deemed to be an upgrade, as was having your soft drink in a bottle or going for the really posh shit. Yes, I’m talking about J20 which, it turns out is still a thing.
I always give my dining companion the first choice, and Graeme decided: he wanted half a dozen chicken thighs.
“And I want the loaded fries. I really love fries that are covered in…”
“…crap?”
Graeme smiled.
“Exactly. Crap.”
It only remained for me to find out how hot Graeme wanted his thighs, in a manner of speaking. Manzano’s has a spice-o-meter in the shape of a sauce bottle which in no way resembles Nando’s similar scale, for legal reasons. It isn’t exactly in ascending order, with garlic nestling between the traditionally wussy choices of lemon and herb and mango, but it does roughly the same thing. Graeme went for hot, although there is an even more extreme version, extra hot, in writing so dark you almost can’t make it out. Maybe it was to deter people.
We each upgraded our sides, because we fancy, but kept it real with the drinks: I got a Rio – remember them? – and a Pepsi Max and let Graeme choose. He went for the former, and waxed lyrical about how much he missed Lilt.
The food came out worryingly fast for my liking. I know we were nearly the only customers there and it wasn’t as if they had lots of orders to get through, but if it took five minutes I’d have been surprised. It meant our drinks came out after our food, which disappointed me as I was so looking forward to sniffing the bouquet of my Pepsi Max and letting the bubbles dance over the top of the glass. Only kidding: there was no glass.
Unless you want the King Kombo burger, which is the unholy fusion of a beefburger, fried chicken, halloumi fries and the grand total of four different sauces, all of Manzano’s fried chicken burgers seem to involve mayo whether you like it or not. I went for the BOSS Burger – yes, it’s in block capitals on the menu – which came topped with a hash brown and turkey bacon. It turned up looking, well, like the sum of its parts.
But what might have been even more tragic was my upgrade, the halloumi fries. All five of them. So to have these instead of a portion of fries I had paid thirty pence per pale, parallel fry. In The Untold, the owner of Fernando’s had told the BBC that customers increasingly were “visual eaters”, that things had to look good on the plate. These halloumi fries were not a good look.

Ironically, they were the tastiest thing. The nicest thing I can say about the burger is that it was clearly made of chicken – no chopped or shaped, reformed nonsense. But that’s probably where it ends. It wasn’t chicken thigh, which is the best thing to make chicken burgers with, and it was still a little regular and uniform, no crinkly, gnarled edges, no crunchy spiced coating. It actually did a very good job of tasting of nothing much.
“The hash brown is what’s going to make or break that” said Graeme, when I told him I was going to order this. He wasn’t 100% right, but it did lend a little interest. And turkey bacon wasn’t as bad as I feared it might be – I can completely understand why they offer it, but if you can eat proper bacon you wouldn’t ever willingly settle for this. I know this was called a BOSS Burger but eating it, I didn’t remotely feel like a boss.
Graeme’s chicken thighs were better, but that was as far as it went. By this point I had seen a plate of grilled chicken turn up at another table and it looked the part, so I already suspected that Graeme’s order played more to their strengths. But it was still wasn’t quite there. The thighs were a little dry, and it felt like most of the flavour was imparted by the muddy-brown hot sauce rather than by any kind of marination.

And also – sorry to mention Nando’s again, but they have somewhat begged the comparison – when you order chicken thighs at Nando’s they come skin on. The skin is easily the best bit, everybody knows that, as is the crispiness of its contact with the grill. Without that, these felt weirdly naked.
Graeme let me try one, which was the point at which I realised that Manzano’s idea of hot is really rather hot. I felt my eyes water slightly, and that familiar spiking on the tip of my tongue. I like Graeme a great deal, and he’s a lovely and generous man, but the fact that he offered me a second chicken thigh suggests that, apart from the heat, he wasn’t blown away. “What would the extra hot have been like?” he said. We agreed that it didn’t bear thinking about.
Graeme didn’t offer me any of his loaded fries, for which I can only thank my lucky stars because they were my idea of hell. Slightly wan-looking fries were topped with jalapeños and fried onions – so far so good – and then drowned in a dirty protest of banana yellow squirty cheese. These were called “fully loaded fries” on the menu: I think you’d probably have to be fully loaded to enjoy them.

We looked again at the menu and it said that these fries came topped with melted cheese. Whatever that was, it was not melted. It looked like it had never been, and would never be, solid: a phenomenon we both feared we might experience on our trips to the bathroom the following day.
We also had some coleslaw: I did take a photo of it, but I won’t put you through that. It looked like it was about five minutes away from developing a skin, and after a forkful each we abandoned it. One item on the menu, the “MSB”, is a fried chicken burger boasting what the menu refers to as “luxury coleslaw”. That might be different coleslaw to the stuff they expunged into a bowl for us: I hope to god that it was. This was many things, but it wasn’t luxurious.
The benefit of meals like this is that they’re over quickly, and that having paid up front you can just scarper without having to go through the rigmarole of saying “yes, it was nice” as your plates are cleared. Which I probably would have said, because I’m British, but it wasn’t. Our meal – two meal deals and both those high-falutin’ upgrades – came to just over thirty pounds.
“At least it wasn’t expensive” I said.
“Thirty pounds is expensive!” was Graeme’s reply.
“I don’t know if it is, really. It’s hard to get a meal, a side and a drink for much less than that these days. I think Nando’s probably costs more than that.”
“But is it cheaper than McDonalds, or KFC?” said Graeme, and as we made our way to the Nag’s I had to concede that he had a point. We passed Harput Kebab, which has chairs and tables, and I mentally totted up how much thirty quid would have bought you there. Perhaps at some point I should review Harput Kebab. I’ve had worse.
As you can tell, I didn’t like Manzano’s an awful lot. But what you might not realise is that I’m sad about that. Because when I listened to The Untold – which I did, it’s called research – I was grabbed by the David and Goliath nature of it. It was touching that the owner talked about his family business, his team, his foster kid at home. He talked about how Fernando’s was partly set up to support Reading’s Muslim community, and about the pressures of running the place during Ramadan in his first year. I wish the restaurant I’d eaten in was the restaurant he seemed to describe in his hopes and dreams.
Maybe he has moved on, and Manzano’s is owned by someone else now. It’s possible: I see that they’ve franchised and there’s now a Manzano’s in Bristol too. But I don’t see, personally, what Manzano’s offers that marks it out from either its small competitors like Roosters or the big bad, Reading’s two branches of Nando’s. Nando’s has nicer rooms, table service and, crucially, better and more enjoyable chicken. So Manzano’s falls between all those stools – not as good as its massive rival, arguably not as good as its peers and not even competitive at its price point.
A figure of speech I think about often, even though I’m not generally the vengeful type, is that living well is the best revenge. Manzano’s best revenge over Nando’s would have been to do what Nando’s does, but far better, with integrity, personal service and a backstory that some global franchise could never match. I’m really sorry that, somewhere along the way, Manzano’s appears to have lost interest in doing that.
When the owner of Fernando’s spoke to Radio 4, back in 2018, he had a simple explanation for the heavy-handed tactics from the national restaurant chain. “The only reason Nando’s has an issue with me is that my chicken’s better than theirs” he said. If only that were true.
Manzano’s Peri Peri – 5.1
41 Oxford Road, Reading, RG1 7QG
0118 3343338















