ER at 10: The 10 saddest closures of the decade

A great philosopher – Kermit The Frog in Muppet Christmas Carol, no less – once said that life is made up of meeting and partings. He was right, and that’s as true of restaurants as of anything else. Last week, as part of the blog’s 10th birthday celebrations, I wrote about the most joyous meetings, the happiest moments when a new restaurant came to town and changed the game. This week it’s time to look at the other, more sombre side of the coin, the restaurants we’ve loved and lost.

Maybe that sets a miserable tone I don’t intend, because on each occasion our town was lucky to see these places, and it’s better for the fact that they traded here, however briefly in some cases. All of them leave behind happy memories, of evenings that were part of the fabric of our lives, and of Reading itself. And most of them, in some way, contributed to the forward movement of the food and drink scene in the UK’s largest town.

After all, there’s a finite number of buildings in Reading, despite developers’ best efforts to bung flats everywhere, and sometimes a door can’t open until another has shut. If the Baron Cadogan hadn’t closed we wouldn’t have Clay’s on Prospect Street, if Café Metro had thrived maybe Kungfu Kitchen would have opened in another town. And much as I loved Ha! Ha! back in the day, and didn’t mind Mangal in that spot, they both had to leave Kings Road for House Of Flavours to find its home. It’s interesting that of the places that make my top 10, many have not had somewhere else open in their place. Maybe those ones just couldn’t be topped.

This has been an exceptionally difficult list to whittle down and rank. Part of that is down to the sheer volume of places that have closed over the years I’ve been writing this blog. Some attained a status where people probably thought they’d never close, others were the sort of places that always looked touch and go to make it to the one year mark (I’m thinking of the more eccentric places to open in Reading here: Faith Kitchen springs to mind).

Although I’ve drawn an arbitrary line to only cover restaurants that have closed since I began this blog ten years ago, I know people have Reading restaurants they’ve missed for longer than that. Santa Fe on the Riverside, for instance, or Ben’s. The one I particularly mourn from the more distant past is Chi’s Oriental Brasserie, a restaurant that still crosses my mind from time to time. And it’s easy to feel sad, but we should be positive and happy these restaurants graced our town at all, whether it was for a long time or a good time.

Making these choices was excruciating, and to demonstrate exactly how excruciating here are some of the great places that didn’t make my final cut. I couldn’t find space for Tampopo, which closed in 2015 and proved that you can run a credible independent restaurant out of the Oracle (and that the Oracle, ever the hooligan, will then kick you out to make space for TGI Friday).

Siblings Home in Caversham, the Collective of its day, didn’t quite make my list either: Reading wasn’t quite ready for a take on Labour & Wait back then, more’s the pity. Similarly I couldn’t fit in two of the Oxford Road’s best restaurants of the last 10 years, Bhoj and Tuscany. Bhoj, back in the day, was just a wonderful place to eat and I developed a huge soft spot for Tuscany and its unpretentious approach to pizzas where you basically told them what you wanted on it and they made it for you there and then.

Bhoj moved into town, overextended itself and closed. Tuscany, on the other hand, suffered the saddest fate to befall restaurants: it just disappeared. No announcement on social media, no explanation. First the Google entry said it was temporarily closed, then it was permanently closed, and you never got to say goodbye. A couple of my top 10 closed that way: it still hurts.

Honourable mentions also go to the Tasting House, a place which went through many subtly different incarnations over seven years but was always worth a visit and Zest, which decided to call it a day after the pandemic. And finally, possibly the most difficult one to omit was Cairo Café. The fact that it hovers just outside the top 10 gives you a good idea of the pedigree of the others. 

When Cairo Café closed I felt a particular sadness, but it was a useful reality check: bad reviews can’t break a restaurant and good reviews can’t make one. And, as always, there’s a cautionary tale hiding in place sight: if there’s somewhere you love, and you can afford to pay it a visit, do. Recommend it to friends. Do your bit to send people there instead of Côte or Wagamama.

Because restaurants are more at risk of closure now than at any time I can recall, and it would be a shame to look back, in a year’s time or ten, and wish you’d done more. If you wanted any illustration of this, San Sicario was trading when I started writing this piece. At the point of hitting publish, it has closed for good. That’s how quick it can happen.

All that said, let’s be positive again and celebrate ten truly brilliant places that are no longer with us. I hope that, whether you agree with my list or not, reading it brings back some happy memories of the places that have enhanced Reading over the last ten years. It’s definitely done that for me.

10. Cappuccina Cafe (closed May 2014)

The chances are you never went to Cappuccina Cafe. In fact, you may have never even heard of it.

It was on West Street, not too far from where Cairo Café was until recently, and it had one of those backstories that are so rife in Reading’s hospitality scene. A husband and wife team, one of them Portuguese and one of them Vietnamese, deciding to set up a cafe which, however incongruously, combined those two cuisines. Portuguese food has never really thrived in Reading, and as for Vietnamese Cappuccina Café opened before its time, long before the likes of Pho, Mum Mum and Banh Mi QB.

And the food was good. I had marinated chicken which was good but not amazing, but an outstanding banh mi and a very enjoyable pastel de nata – again, they’re everywhere now but they weren’t in 2014. I made a mental note to go back, and then before I could, mere weeks after I published my review, it was gone. My friend Wendy read the review and went several times a week so she could try all the different banh mi. I kept saying I’d join her: I didn’t, and then I couldn’t. And now, really, my nine year old review is the only evidence anywhere that this place ever existed at all.

So Cappuccina Café makes my list for a few reasons. The food, sure, but also because it was snatched from us so soon. Partly, too, because it’s emblematic of all the great restaurants and cafés you might never get round to visiting, a sort of Tomb Of The Unknown Restaurant, if you will. If you don’t agree with this one, or you don’t know it, just substitute your own biggest regret in the number 10 slot. I imagine you have one.

9. Nibsy’s (closed June 2021)

I don’t know if you could blame anybody for deciding to sell their business in the summer of 2021. Those bounceback loans were falling due, many people – me included – were still staying clear of eating and drinking indoors and, if you had premises in the town centre, you’d reached the uncomfortable realisation that people weren’t working there during the week, shopping there at weekends and spending money in your café or restaurant.

On that level I tend to think that Naomi and Jon, who owned Nibsy’s, were smart to get out when they did. Especially as what lay ahead was a sluggish recovery from Covid just in time to get walloped by utility bills, the price of ingredients, the challenge of getting and retaining staff and all the other Brexit bonuses which bless us all. 

But it was still a huge shame to see one of Reading’s most innovative, trailblazing businesses call it a day. Naomi has since written on social media about how maybe she just needed a break, but I suspect it was still a clever move. Not for her worrying about how to survive the winter ahead, or having to stop customers using charging sockets for their laptops, or any of the other things that have become necessities for small business owners. 

And how lovely that as part of the sale they protected Nibsy’s legacy, making sure they sold the business as a gluten-free going concern and keeping the brand name, with the faint promise that it might one day return. Even so, it was sad to see such a well realised independent business in the town centre calling it quits. Few places inspired so much devotion – yes, from customers who didn’t eat gluten but also, I suspect, from a number of well-wishers without skin in that particular game.

8. Forbury’s (closed April 2019)

Some of the restaurants on this list went out in their prime, at their absolute peak. That’s usually down to the owners selling up or wanting to do something else, or of course that perennial Reading favourite, the toxic landlord. But a couple of places on this list, sadly, were past their best by the time they threw in the towel. Forbury’s is a good example of that, I think.

By the time it closed in 2019 it was a shadow of the restaurant it once was, possibly a victim of that kind of business lunch falling out of favour. The last few times I went the food was just a little too much for a little too little, the market menu not heaving with bargains the way it once did. Maybe it hurt them to have a restaurant literally opposite in the Forbury Hotel: that would have annoyed me, if I was them.

But believe me, few restaurants could match Forbury’s in its pomp. For really wonderful a la carte dishes, for a superb, excellent value set menu, for a wine list full of indulgence that always had some finds on it and, finally, for always feeling really special in a way that its rivals – Cerise and London Street Brasserie – never did. It was a sort of hushed temple to gastronomy, eating there felt grown up and I loved it. As Bob Dylan once said, I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now. But I enjoyed feeling grown up, for a while.

Best of all, every summer they did a wine and cheese night where you drank wine after wine, ate from a seemingly bottomless trolley of wonderful French cheeses, ate charcuterie and remoulade and tartiflette and rolled home feeling like you lived in the best town on earth. That night, at least, you did.

7. Chef Stevie’s Caribbean Kitchen at the Butler (closed August 2022)

Although Chef Stevie was at the Butler for little over a year, it was a very happy year that just about spanned two summers for Reading residents. With that sunlit courtyard and benches out back and a menu equally full of sunlight – excellent dumplings, rich goat curry, deep, delicious jerk chicken and macaroni pie – it was a return to pop-ups, and the first significant collaboration between a pub and a chef since before the pandemic.

I was really sorry to see it go, but it happened gradually. First they announced they wouldn’t be cooking some nights, then a couple of times I wandered over only to find that Chef Stevie wasn’t in the building. And then, last summer, he announced that he was moving on. He left to cook at a water park in Windsor, only for it to close shortly after in tragic circumstances.

I sincerely hope that we haven’t seen the last of Chef Stevie in Reading, but even if we have we’ll always have those two summers, sitting just off Chatham Street bathing in the sunshine, a cold pint of Neck Oil glowing on the table, jerk chicken on the way.

6. I Love Paella at the Fisherman’s Cottage (closed July 2018)

I’ve already written about I Love Paella as one of Reading’s most influential restaurants of the decade, but its departure was also a hugely sad event which deprived Reading of one of its most special places, especially in terms of al fresco dining.

As a venue, the Fisherman’s Cottage really had it all with I Love Paella in the kitchen. Brilliant outside space, a lovely dining room with light flooding in from the conservatory roof, an excellent range of craft beer and, the thing that brought it together, Enric and Edgar’s outstanding food.

Whether it was those almost-legendary salt cod churros, empanadas of every stripe, a beautiful salad festooned with hot grilled chicken, goats cheese caramelised and served with a smudge of tomato jam, pretty much everything they did was fantastic. They served flamenquin once, the Cordoban speciality of breaded, deep-fried pork loin stuffed with ham and cheese, and it was like an instant plane ticket to Andalusia.

And, of course, there was the paella. I’ve never forgotten how beautiful it was, but you could easily eat it and forget that other main courses even existed. In I Love Paella’s early days they had served individual portions of not-quite-paella, but this was the real deal – a huge pan of the stuff, plenty of chicken thighs on top and, underneath, the socarrat – the word for that crispy, toasted rice at the bottom of the paella pan, all concentrated flavour, the very best bit of one of the very best dishes Reading had to offer.

When I Love Paella left the Fisherman’s Cottage I got all kind of grief for being vocal about it on social media. I don’t want to go through all of that again, so let’s just say it was a shame that they left at such short notice. The Fisherman’s Cottage brought in a new team, and put together a menu which looked very similar, but they couldn’t recapture that lightning in a bottle (the pub is now under new ownership). It’s a shame. But it was good while it lasted.

5. Buon Appetito (closed April 2023)

This is most recent closure on my list, which means it’s still a little raw. Buon Appetito closed without ever making an official announcement, and customers turned up to bookings to find the place shut, lights off. I think they still haven’t formally confirmed that they’re shut, or why that happened. Rumours have swirled around, as they do.

But it’s such a sad loss. When I wrote various features about Reading restaurants – the best place to eat solo, the best place to eat al fresco, who did Reading’s best pizza – Buon Appetito came up again and again. Now, I wouldn’t for a minute say that Buon Appetito did the best food Reading has ever seen. There’s only so good pizza can be, after all, although I still remember their amazing pistachio tiramisu.

But Buon Appetito understood how to make a restaurant great. Have a wonderful outside space where you can bask in summer and be warmed by heaters on the winter. Serve a reliable menu and a mean Aperol Spritz. Play fun music, and have warm, personable people looking after you who seem to genuinely care whether you have a good time.

These might all sound like basics, and they should be, but when they all properly come together, as they did for Buon Appetito, the end result can be something magical. Restaurants are only partly about the food, you know. They’re really about the experience, and how everything combines to make that experience special. Buon Appetito, like the restaurant that tops this list, truly understood that.

I know the way this list is written makes it sound like I’m up on the mountain handing down tablets of stone, but it is of course a personal list and my placing of these restaurants reflects my experiences. I had many sunny evenings out on that terrace drinking spritzes and eating Neapolitan pizzas, nowhere to be and nothing to do the next day. But the meal there I really remember was in the dead of winter, at the start of last year.

Zoë was admitted to the Royal Berks just before Christmas 2021 with Covid, after struggling with the virus for a week. She was in there for four nights, and I couldn’t visit her. She didn’t have the breath to speak so we would have FaceTime calls where I rattled on and she nodded, wan and exhausted, until I had tired her out. Some people clam up when they’re frightened but not me: you can’t shut me up.

Every day I dropped a little care package with the nurses and went home to watch Game Of Thrones, hoping it would take my mind off it. It was a time I don’t care to remember. And then she was discharged, on a lot of medication, and a slow period of convalescence began. It was weeks before she was even up to going for a walk again.

And when she was, in mid January, Buon Appetito was the first place we visited. It was cold, but the heaters were on outside and we had a pizza each and all in all it was a truly magnificent meal. If the staff thought we were mad to eat outside at the beginning of the year, they were too lovely to let on and that meal was the first time things had felt normal in a very long time. I’ll always love them for that.

4. Mya Lacarte (closed May 2017)

Last week I wrote a piece about the restaurants that changed Reading the most in the ten years that I’ve been writing this blog. Mya Lacarte was probably the most influential restaurant of the previous ten years, and although I never reviewed it – they knew who I was, and I wrote something for their website, back in the day – it was still very much a force for good when I first started blogging in 2013.

When it opened, in that spot where Papa Gee is now, Reading had seen nothing at all like it. Almost the perfect neighbourhood restaurant, with an emphasis – real, not fake – on local ingredients and a true star in the kitchen in the shape of French chef Remy Joly. It had a dream team in service – co-owner Matt Siadatan and Alex Darke running front of house, both alumni of London Street Brasserie (the most influential restaurant of the decade before that).

It felt like a little bit of Brighton had been planted in Caversham, and it flourished. They had a mailing list, and if you were on it you were invited to their seasonal tasting nights, where you got to sample all the wonders that were about to be added to the menu. And those were just wonderful nights, when everything came together and that corner plot was a beacon of warmth and hospitality and you felt like a member of the best club on earth.

The food was always exemplary and often imaginative. I still remember a dish that was simply tomato presented different ways: I think it included a consommé and a sorbet, and it was one of those things you eat and remember for years. Mya was the first place I tried sweetbreads. I’d never instinctively trusted a kitchen like that before, but with Mya I would have let them serve me anything.

Like Forbury’s, its final years weren’t its best: the restaurant changed hands in 2016 and closed the following year. By that stage there was little left of the extraordinary comet that blazed across the sky of Reading’s food scene. Siadatan went on to run Thames Lido when it first opened, I think Darke worked there too. Reading had good restaurants after Mya, but much as I love many of them, we’ve never quite seen its like again.

A lovely postscript to this is that Mya lives on in more than memories. When I went to hot new Bristol restaurant Cor at the start of the year I raved about it. A little while later I got a mail from Siadatan telling me that he in turn had received an email from the head chef at Cor saying how happy she was with the review. She started out, it turns out, working for him at Mya all those years ago. Small world.

3. Kyrenia (closed January 2016)

We lost Kyrenia in stages, in the weirdest way. First it was bought, and became Ketty’s Taste Of Cyprus (the new owner, Ketty, is not Cypriot by the way). But the menus still said Kyrenia, and so did the sign on the restaurant. Then the menus started to change. And then their brilliant front of house, a kind chap called Ihor with a splendid moustache, left and that was that. Nothing was left of the restaurant I loved. Eventually they changed the name again, to Spitiko, and for all I know it might be decent: I should go back.

But Kyrenia, back when it was Kyrenia, was a superb restaurant. Tasteful and restrained inside, just packed enough to be cosy without being oppressive, it was my favourite restaurant for many, many years. I celebrated my thirtieth birthday there – in fact, I celebrated many birthdays there. I also celebrated Fridays there and Saturdays there. And if I had nothing to celebrate I’d just go there anyway and celebrate Kyrenia being Kyrenia. With a bottle of Greek red open, Ihor working his magic and a buzz developing, there was a time in Reading when there was no better place to be.

The food was always the same and always excellent – and if it’s always excellent, you don’t mind it being the same. I nearly always ordered the mezze – this restaurant was equally perfect for pairs and big groups – and if I close my eyes I can still imagine their beetroot salad, or that sensation of almost burning my fingertips on pita fresh out of the oven, waiting to be plunged into taramasalata or tzatziki.

I always told people not to fill up on the bread because you had to save space for the kleftiko, the most phenomenal lamb, cooked until it fell off the bone, a mixture of char, caramelisation, softness and perfectly rendered fat. I always ignored my own advice, but managed to fit in the kleftiko anyway. And I always made it difficult for myself by also making sure I had some octopus. Nobody had ever cooked octopus quite as well as Kyrenia, and I wonder if anybody ever will.

Writing this piece has been like composing a series of postcards from the past. I’ve loved everywhere on this list, but if you gave me a Tardis and said I could head back to any of them for one last meal, I would be sorely tempted to choose Kyrenia, just so I can remember how it was at the very height of its powers.

2. Tutti Frutti (closed October 2017)

Zoë, who has listened to me putting this list together, thinks I’m nuts to have Tutti Frutti so high up on it. “It was just a café in the station” she says. Well, she’s rarely wrong but this time she is: Tutti Frutti was so much more than that.

I really hate the phrase “if you know, you know”. It drips with smug. It often means I know and you don’t, and is usually weapons grade subtweeting accompanying an image of somewhere somebody has eaten, all coy, not telling you where the fuck it is. It always has a hint of gatekeeping about it, to me. Fuck that. I on the other hand made it my business, back in the day, to tell everybody about Tutti Frutti.

To have an independent café in the station, when everything else was run by Compass Group, felt rare enough. That it did fantastic coffee with top notch, full fat, unhomogenised milk was even better. Then add on their regularly changing range of ice cream, made with the same great ingredients, on the premises and you have something truly special.

And that’s not all. They also made a mean sandwich, the kind I would make if I was any good at it (which I’m not). And inspired by ice cream cafés in Australia, where the owners used to live, they were open until ten so you could sit there in the station, have a post dinner ice cream and watch the world go by. I’ve said it before, but there was something Edward Hopperesque about that. Factor all of that in and Tutti Frutti started to look even more exceptional.

That’s before we get to the service. Run by married couple Paul and Jane Stockley and a staff of personable bright young things, it was never anything short of brilliant. Paul in particular was the kind of old-school shopkeeper who could have stepped off the set of Mr Ben, always aproned, always calling customers sir and madam.

He could be a martinet to his staff, but I loved him and his quirky little cafe. I commuted to work every day then – so last decade – and a morning that didn’t start with a latte from Paul was a bleak morning. And a fair few days finished with an ice cream. His peach and amaretto was a dream, the Kinder Bueno was equally fabulous. I managed to talk Paul into making a Barkham Blue ice cream and he tried to do it a couple of times, although he never quite got it right.

I went on holiday in October 2017 and, as I always did when going on holiday, I stopped at Tutti Frutti to pick up a latte for the RailAir. It was their last day open: the next day I started to get reports that they had closed, just like that. Nobody ever got to say goodbye.

From what I heard, it was a dispute with Great Western who run Reading Station. They put a generic hoarding up saying a new business would be in that spot soon, six years later the site is still vacant. Their greed robbed us of a wonderful business – I just hope that for them, as for the landlord of the last place on my list, it was worth it.

1. Dolce Vita (closed June 2018)

As I said when I was talking about Buon Appetito, the best restaurants are not about food, although you should always be able to get decent food at a great restaurant. The place Buon Appetito always reminded me of was Dolce Vita, very much its spiritual forebear, and Dolce Vita was a truly great restaurant where the food was almost the least remarkable thing about it.

That’s not to say it didn’t serve good dishes, because it did. Ironically Dolce Vita’s pizza and pasta were its weakest offerings but some of its dishes, like its saltimbocca or monkfish with squid ink pasta, could stand up to any dish in Reading at the time. But I sometimes felt Dolce Vita, with its Greek owner, Greek chef and Greek staff, was a Greek restaurant masquerading as an Italian one. And whenever there was anything even remotely Greek-looking on their specials menu, like glorious courgette fritters, you were well advised to order it.

It was the staff and the welcome at Dolce Vita that made it incredible, though. Yes, the room was a big and handsome one, with gorgeous sturdy tables and some outside space that was heavenly in the summer. And yes, the drinks list was always decent – although I think it’s a sign of how much I loved Dolce Vita that I could overlook them stocking Peroni. But yes, the thing that Dolce Vita achieved in this town that has never quite been equalled was the quality of its staff.

It is a rare achievement for a restaurant to make you feel like friends are cooking for you in their home, but somehow Dolce Vita managed that time after time. It became a second home for me, for a while, and it never felt weird to go and eat there instead of shuffling home and cobbling something together from the contents of the fridge.

When Dolce Vita closed, it completely came out of the blue. It was impossible to imagine Reading without it, but their landlord (John Sykes, in case you hadn’t guessed) tried to hike the rent and they very firmly said no thank you and called it a day. For a while their sister restaurant in Wokingham carried on – I’m sad I never went – and then it closed too.

How much money would Sykes have made in rent if he had left Dolce Vita alone? I don’t know. But I can tell you how much money in rent he’s made on that site since: zero pounds and zero pence. It must be tough being as amazing with money as John Sykes.

But Dolce Vita does live on, in Reading. It was one hell of a finishing school for Reading hospitality – Maria and Nas went on to start C.U.P., and although they moved to Bristol their two Reading branches are doing brilliantly. Kostas and Alex moved back to Greece.

And Paul ran Pho for a while and is now working at Veeno. You can see him outside, on a summer afternoon, charming and chivvying people on to their packed terrace. It’s no coincidence that Veeno seems an awful lot busier, since his arrival there. That I can remember the first names of all the people who looked after me on my many visits to Dolce Vita really does tell you something. It was that sort of place, and not many places are that sort of place.

But Dolce Vita lives on, too, in the minds of all the people who went there. Sometimes I’ll get talking about them at a readers’ lunch with someone who loved the place as much as I did and we’ll always share enthusiasms, stop for a second, sigh, and say “there was a restaurant”. When I was deciding how to rank these, Zoë had some sage advice. “The place you’ve talked about most since we got together is Dolce Vita” she would tell me. And she’s right. If I think about it for a minute I am transported to their balcony with a glass of white wine, good friends around me and my starter on the way. I know you can never go back but really, there was a restaurant.

This piece is part of Edible Reading at 10. See also:

ER at 10: The 10 most significant restaurants of the decade

This week, to mark ten years of Edible Reading, I’m looking back at the ten most significant Reading venues to open over the last decade. Not the “best”, although I think some of Reading’s best restaurants feature in this list. Not my favourites either, although, again, this list has some of my favourites in it. But rather I’m looking at the ones that were most significant, the most influential, the ones that changed hospitality in Reading in some way or put Reading on the map.

I should explain before I get started that, in general, I’m very suspicious of restaurant bloggers using words like “important” or “significant” in terms of restaurants. I think I’m suspicious of those adjectives in general, like critics loftily announcing that something is “the most important film of the year” or dullards on social media saying if you only read one thing today, make it this. But then I’ve never liked being told what to do.

I think restaurant bloggers, though, are very prone to this kind of behaviour. It brings out a certain preachy bossiness in people, or perhaps blogging attracts the preachy and the bossy. I know that to write you do have to at least slightly be comfortable with the sound of your own voice – I’m self-aware enough to know that – but this is a tendency in food writing that I just do not like at all. 

Whether it’s pompous ol’ Jay Rayner telling people, in his dreary macho way, how to eat food (“There are big prawns, heads and shells intact, which is as it should be, this time in a rust-coloured broth heavy with smoky paprika. Give those heads a good suck. Call for more napkins.”) or self-inflated bloggers saying that a restaurant is “exactly what this city needs”, I just can’t be doing with it. Need is always the trigger word in these pronouncements. “This is a restaurant you need to know about” oozes one particularly bad restaurant blogger I know. Of course it is. And you need to get over yourself.

So generally I don’t do this, I just say “this is a restaurant I liked, you might like it too”. But then  – laugh all you like – I’ve never had quite a big enough ego to play in the top division, and my life’s all the better for it. Ordinarily I would write something about my favourite restaurants, but hitting this arbitrary landmark has got me thinking about perspective and the decade just gone, so you get this piece, just the once. If you hate it, or your favourite places aren’t on it, or you think “what gives this guy the right to decide?” I can guarantee you that at least fifty per cent of me agrees with you.

As I said, there are many restaurants I like that don’t feature on this list because they haven’t had that effect. San Sicario is a great example, or Papa Gee: lovely restaurants, well worth a visit, two different examples of how to do Italian food really well, but neither has had a notable impact on Reading’s food and drink scene. And I’ve decided to restrict myself to things that have influenced Reading positively – if I hadn’t, somewhere like Chick-fil-A, the proof of concept that established Reading’s appetite for shoddy American chains, might have made my list. 

But let’s keep it positive: these places changed Reading for the better. They’re loaded more towards the start of my ten years writing this blog, partly because restaurateurs (and landlords) have taken fewer risks since Covid came along and partly because I think you need a little time and perspective to gauge how a restaurant changes a place. 

That said, a fair few of my near misses that almost made this list are more recent. ThaiGrr! and Tasty Greek Souvlaki, for instance: both emerged from the pandemic and both manage the achievement of being a triple threat, a restaurant that can manage eat in, takeaway and delivery with equal skill. You could make a case for either of them qualifying for this list. That’s equally true, in its way, of Blue Collar Corner, although I sense it’s still finding its way and deciding what kind of venue it wants to be, and the move from long-term, high quality traders to a constantly revolving cast is also still settling down.

Finally, a couple of other places that nearly made my list merit a mention. Fidget & Bob, despite its brilliance, is almost too idiosyncratic for a list like this: it cannot be imitated, it very much stands alone out on Kennet Island and so, for all its good points, it just misses out. The same goes for Geo Café. And finally, I did want to single out Siblings Home. It may not have been open all the time – or even regularly – and it couldn’t make a go of its spot on Hemdean Road but it definitely felt like a dress rehearsal for someone like The Collective, which does all that stuff even better, in a more polished way in a lovelier site.

Right, having said all that let’s get started on my preachy, bossy, self-important list. Please disagree violently in the comments field, because – this time of all times – that’s what the comments field is for.

10. Honest Burgers (2017-present)

Generally, this and the other lists I am publishing to mark the blog’s birthday don’t have much space for chains in them. My ten saddest closures won’t include the Pizza Express on St Mary’s Butts (although that was a pity, come to think of it) and it definitely won’t mention Pizza Hut in the Oracle. But it would be remiss not to include Honest Burgers here.

Because as a chain, moving to Reading, it did everything right. We were its first branch outside London, and it picked a beautiful, neglected building and restored it to its former glory – standing up at the top of those stairs, looking down, it’s hard to imagine a more attractive dining room. And it paid respect to Reading, making a burger with some of our finest local ingredients and brewing a house beer with Wild Weather (before they sodded off to Wales).

But also, it ended the non-stop debate over who did central Reading’s best burger. Before Honest there were pretenders: Bluegrass, 7Bone, RYND, Five Guys. After Honest the answer was pretty clear: it’s Honest. Now we can all get on with our lives, knowing that’s settled. And is it my imagination, or has the centre of Reading had fewer burger restaurants opening since as a result?

9. Bakery House (2015-present)

Bakery House really did come out of nowhere and when it opened back in 2015 it offered a kind of casual dining Reading hadn’t really seen. It wasn’t Reading’s first Lebanese restaurant – that was La Courbe, which opened at the end of 2013 – but it was the one that won hearts and minds, VHS to La Courbe’s Betamax.

Part of that was accessibility – no sharp-edged glass tables and fussy square plates, no wine list crammed with Lebanese classics. No wine list at all, actually, just soft drinks and fresh juice, ayran if you felt adventurous. But a lot was about how it made the food easy and fun. Some of their dishes, their shawarma and their boneless baby chicken, went on to be classics but there was always huge strength in depth in that menu, with great falafel, impeccable houmous, punchy little maqaneq and makdous, little aubergines stuffed with walnut.

It became one of those perfect all-purpose restaurants, which are rarer than you think: great for a solo dinner, a catch up with a friend or a big group (and surprisingly good for vegetarians, if you stick to the mezze). About the only thing you couldn’t do there was get drunk, and heaven knows Reading has quite enough places for that already.

Not only did the place become this brilliant one-size-fits-all restaurant but its influence can be seen in the popularity of other Lebanese restaurants in Reading and other grill houses that have more than a bit of Bakery House in their DNA. Can you imagine Tasty Greek Souvlaki without Bakery House paving the way? A recent acquisition by the owners of House Of Flavours has led to slightly swankier menus (and they’ve finally upped the prices a little) but hopefully it has also secured Bakery House’s future for the next ten years. The food’s still cracking, I’m happy to say.

8. Nibsy’s (2014-2021)

Nibsy’s blazed the trail in Reading in more ways than one. The most obvious, of course, is all about gluten: it’s hard to remember just how revolutionary a gluten-free cafe was back in 2014, whereas now restaurants, especially chains, are far more gluten conscious.

Moreover, few independents have been so spot on with their look and branding on day one. We’re used to plucky independents opening before they’re quite ready, to them not having the level of polish to let them compete with their well-backed, established rivals. Nibsy’s proved that it doesn’t have to be that way, and few independent restaurants – with the arguable exception of Clay’s – have got that quite so right.

None of that would have mattered a jot, naturally, if the food wasn’t up to scratch. But the other element of Nibsy’s genius was that food without gluten simply didn’t feel like going without. Particularly in terms of baking – glorious quiches and cakes, and Nibsy’s mini Bakewell tarts, a phenomenal treat I think about even now.

I even tried their mince pies one Christmas, and despite never being a fan of dried fruit they still came close to winning me over. Nibsy’s managed a feat that eludes many establishments like it: it proved that you could cater to dietary requirements without being worthy or joyless. That alone would justify a place on this list – another establishment, further down, definitely followed in its footsteps.

7. I Love Paella at the Fisherman’s Cottage (2016-2018)

Although they started out in street food and catering, my experience of I Love Paella actually began in 2015, when Workhouse Coffee’s Greg Costello invited them to cook out of his Oxford Road branch in the evenings. I went, I discovered that they didn’t charge corkage and I became hooked. And then they started trading out of the Horn, a surprising development, and became more like a restaurant – with access to a proper kitchen the range got wider, the dishes more imaginative. But they were there less than nine months and then they moved to the place which earned them their spot on this list, the Fisherman’s Cottage.

It was at the Fisherman’s Cottage that they became the place they were always meant to be: an innovative Spanish restaurant, if not one that ever quite reached the status of tapas bar. Their grilled goats cheese with tomato jam, their empanadas and especially their salt cod churros were like nothing the town had ever seen. And, as you’d expect, they served quite magnificent paella for two, studded with chicken thighs or thick with squid. Their talent in the kitchen, coupled with the Fisherman’s Cottage’s great selection of beer and outstanding, sun-drenched outside space, made them a proper destination restaurant in a way few Reading venues have managed to match.

More to the point, they were the blueprint for two different models in terms of Reading’s food scene. The first is pop-ups, so without I Love Paella there would have been no Caucasian Spice Box and Georgian Feast, no Chef Stevie. But also, they were the first business to make that move from street food to pop-ups, to go from cooking in the market to cooking in a bricks and mortar site. Other people followed in their footsteps, but I Love Paella did it first. Few did it better.

6. The Lyndhurst (2019-present)

In the course of running this blog, I have reviewed the Lyndhurst many times because it has changed hands so often. It used to be a Spirit House pub, owned by the same people as the Moderation. Then someone else ran it and took on a chef from London Street Brasserie, and it was good but not great. Then it came under new ownership again and the food got good – seriously good, and quite cheffy in places – and I had somewhere I loved eating just round the corner. And then, in 2019, they left the pub. Oh great, I thought, what are we going to get next? 

Well, what we got next was a couple of unassuming chaps called Sheldon and Dishon. I went to the Lyndhurst on their opening night in 2019 and they seemed a little shellshocked, like they didn’t know what they had taken on. But over the months ahead, they proved again and again that looks can deceive. Because what they’ve built over the past four years is Reading’s only high quality, durable take on the gastropub concept.

And the food has got better and better and better. They never stop being a pub, or catering for people who want to eat in a pub. So they will do you a burger, which happens to be one of Reading’s best burgers, or fish and chips, or sausages and mash. But they’ll also do stunning pulled pork tacos, or black pudding Scotch eggs, or skate wing anointed with brown butter and capers, or rabbit stuffed with liver and wrapped in prosciutto. 

And whatever a dish looks like the first time you order it, it will look and taste different the third, fourth or tenth time. Because they never stop trying to make things better, or perfect. They always hit better, they often hit perfect. They’ll do a burger night on Monday, Korean chicken wings on Wednesday and curry every Thursday, but then they’ll knock your socks off with something classically French. When my brother came over from Australia last year and I had lunch with him, I asked him where in Reading he wanted to eat. He didn’t hesitate before saying the Lyndhurst, and he loved it there. 

They served us monkfish with curried Bombay potatoes and a gorgeous coriander chutney, and now if it ever shows up on their specials menu I order it and think of him. That’s the Lyndhurst for you, as good at making memories as anywhere I know. They are the one restaurant in Reading that never quite gets the credit it deserves, because the only thing they are bad at is blowing their own trumpet. But they are also one of the best restaurants Reading has, or has ever had.

5. Namaste Kitchen (2017-2018)

This particular incarnation of Namaste Kitchen burned more brightly and briefly than anywhere else on this list, but it makes the list for a number of reasons. Before Namaste Kitchen opened at the Hook & Tackle, Nepalese food was mainly represented by Sapana Home, a very solid traditional Nepalese restaurant that is still trading today. But Namaste Kitchen, and its truly exceptional food, was the moment when Nepalese food broke out in Reading and found wider appeal.

Part of that was because the food was just so bloody good – phenomenal paneer pakora, big rugged cubes of battered cheese with a sharp, spicy dip, chilli chicken with a huge punch of sweet, sour heat and potatoes glossy with ghee and peppered with cumin. But more to the point Namaste Kitchen has a good claim to be Reading’s first truly great small plates restaurant. Not only that, but it never entirely stopped being a pub – so you could go there for a meal, or for bar snacks while watching the football on a big screen. 

I went many, many times over eight far too short months and then the adventure was over. The chef left, the owners parted company and one of them – the man in charge of their front of house – cashed out and left the business. But the story doesn’t end there because Namaste Kitchen was also Reading’s first introduction to that man, Kamal Tamrakar, and he had unfinished business with Nepalese food in this town. 

First he moved to Namaste Momo, on the edge of Woodley, before again parting company with his business partners and moving on. But it proved to be third time lucky when he finally had the courage of his convictions and put his name over the door, opening Kamal’s Kitchen on Caversham Road in the spring of 2022. Kamal’s Kitchen is a fantastic restaurant, and it feels like he might finally have stopped wandering and settled down. But you never forget your first love, and that’s why Namaste Kitchen is on this list.

4. Vegivores (2019-present)

If you want a real Reading success story, Vegivores is it. They started out doing street food at Blue Collar but rather than take the well-trodden next step, popping up in a pub somewhere, they thought big. They opened permanent premises in Caversham, on the cusp of Covid. They survived, despite everything stacked against them, and they devoted their ingenuity to having a credible delivery option.

Then they reopened, and they expanded. And although owner Kevin Farrell has been outspoken about the challenges hospitality businesses face, and Vegivores has had to constantly adjust its opening hours accordingly, you wouldn’t bet against them going from strength to strength.

Like Nibsy’s, Vegivores has always been very clear about what it does without descending into worthiness. They don’t use the word vegan, although everything is plant-based. They don’t take the lazy route of processed meat substitutes, and everything they do is innovative and interesting.

I looked at their menu in the course of writing this piece and practically everything on the menu spoke to me: I am long overdue a visit. You could read their menu, plan a trip there, order, eat and only then realise that you’d had no meat. It’s like a magic trick. I know many Reading residents are hugely grateful that there’s one restaurant in Reading where they can eat literally everything on the menu, and that includes members of my family.

I haven’t been to Vegivores in far too long, but I was lucky enough to be at a wedding last month in Caversham Court Gardens where Vegivores was doing the catering. I had their Goan vegetable curry, and it was predictably terrific. Did I wish someone had snuck some chicken into it? Believe it or not, no.

3. House Of Flavours (2013-present)

I’m bending my rules ever so slightly to sneak in House Of Flavours: strictly speaking I think it opened in July 2013, the month before my blog began. But since my rule is that I never review anywhere in the first month I’m including it on a technicality, because it only became reviewable after I’d started.

But House Of Flavours, right from the very start of my decade of reviewing restaurants, marked a sea change in Reading. Before House Of Flavours, Indian restaurants were solid, reliable and almost completely interchangeable. I know many people will disagree with this, and say they had their favourites. And I’m sure they did. I know people raved about the Gulshan, or went to Standard Tandoori every month for their super dry fry and all that jazz. I get it: I used to love the Sardar Palace on Cemetery Junction, which had a completely bonkers interior and sold Châteauneuf du Pape for fifteen quid which I ordered even though it didn’t go with anything.

But I’m not kidding myself that Sardar Palace was magically different from the other places, it was just my favourite variation on that theme. Before then, people’s ideas of a fancy Indian restaurant was the Bina. And if you want to see what people thought was fancy, back then, go to the Bina now, because it hasn’t changed. But House Of Flavours was the moment when Indian food in this town started taking itself seriously.

It was properly swish, genuinely upmarket and interesting. And the chain reaction it set off actually had more consequences than you might think. It didn’t just create a culture where Clay’s – upmarket, swish and interesting – could flourish, but also one where regional Indian food could thrive in this town, rather than just your bog standard dopiazas and jalfrezis. So without House Of Flavours I’m not sure you’d see, for better or for worse, our dosa joints and our biryani places, our street food, the Coconut Tree and Shree Krishna Vada Pav. 

You might think I’m over-egging it, or that this is too high up on the list, but I have to disagree. Cast your mind back and think about Indian food in Reading before House Of Flavours came along. It made it a genuine proposition as a meal out for food lovers as well as lovers of curry, and that rising tide has lifted a lot of boats since then. 

I don’t go anywhere near as often as I’d like, but I was there last year with my family when my brother visited from Australia, and I popped in there recently for dinner after work with Zoë. Both times it was still excellent, properly enjoyable and completely packed. Good for them. They don’t get talked about enough when people discuss Reading’s great restaurants, and I hope this goes some way to redressing the balance.

2. Kungfu Kitchen (2018-present)

You could argue that Kungfu Kitchen wouldn’t qualify for this list for similar reasons to Fidget & Bob, or Geo Café. But Kungfu Kitchen’s inimitability is its greatest strength. It can’t be imitated because Jo and Steve cannot be imitated, as anybody who has ever eaten there will tell you. No Reading restaurant is quite as in the image of its owner as this one, and it’s a huge part of why it attracts such affection.

Reading had authentic Chinese food before KFK, but it was on a separate menu, not in English, the implication being that if you weren’t Chinese you wouldn’t want to order it. I still remember going into a Chinese restaurant on the Wokingham Road called Home Taste, asking if they had an English menu and being laughed out of the place.

By contrast Jo, the great communicator, sees it as her role to demystify authentic Chinese food. And to tell you to order different dishes. And to tell you to order less food. She just likes telling people what to do in general, truth be told. And KFK is still going while Home Taste has long since closed, which tells its own story.

In fact if you think of Chinese food in Reading, you think of KFK: most restaurants in this town would give their eye teeth to be so synonymous with their chosen cuisine. But they’re progressive, too: if you get a table there Steve will inevitably talk you through all of Double-Barrelled’s new releases, stowed away in their very well-stocked beer fridge.

But that’s not all. It’s also worth mentioning that Kungfu Kitchen put Reading well and truly on the map in 2021 when Tom Parker Bowles of the Mail On Sunday paid them a visit and published his review.

Prior that the last Reading restaurant to be reviewed in the papers was Thames Lido. No surprise there, as that group is well-connected and the chef patron has featured in the Guardian many times (although the paper’s hapless description of the Lido as “just off the Reading ring road” suggests a limited knowledge of the place). Before that? You have to go back to 2010, when Mya Lacarte featured in the Telegraph.

But Kungfu Kitchen did it entirely on merit, and that write up made a lot of people very happy, me included. They clearly didn’t have the foggiest who Tom Parker Bowles was, and it’s safe to say from his review that he got the full KFK treatment. Which of course he loved: I imagine he found it either refreshing, or bracing, or both.

1. Clay’s Kitchen (2018-present)

Come on, of course it’s Clay’s. Who did you think it was going to be, Chopstix? Wendy’s? Doner & Gyros?

I would argue that no restaurant is quite as indelibly associated with Reading, and no restaurant has received anywhere near as much national acclaim as Clay’s. In fact, I’d go further and say that doesn’t just hold true for the last ten years, but for as long as I can remember. The roll call of national food writers who have tried and loved Clay’s food is a who’s who of the great and the good (and William Sitwell). Tom Parker Bowles, Grace Dent, Jay Rayner and Fay Maschler have all waxed lyrical about their cooking. You’d just need Giles Coren to complete the set, but every day Giles Coren deigns not to come to Reading is, in my book, a day to celebrate.

Some of those writers tried Clay’s national home delivery service, their terrific idea which got them through lockdown when their small restaurant on London Street just wasn’t up to the job of staying open during the pandemic. But Parker Bowles and Dent have both been to and reviewed Clay’s, one at their old home and one at their new one, and both have seen what Reading has known for a very long time, that Clay’s is very special indeed.

It is astonishing in itself that Nandana is self-taught, that she has reached the standard she has through work, painstaking research and a culinary mind absolutely fizzing with ideas. But Clay’s has reframed so much of what we think of as a superb restaurant in Reading, to the point where you could almost bisect the decade at 2018, as pre-Clay’s and post-Clay’s. To achieve that is one thing, but over the past five years Clay’s has made and remade itself many times – first its cosy spot on London Street, serving dishes unlike anything Reading had seen, then its grander new home in Caversham with a mixture of old and new dishes, favourites and specials.

And then, because they don’t believe in resting on their laurels, a completely separate small plates menu which is somehow India infused with Andalusia, turning those high tables into more of a tapas restaurant than Reading has known before. You may not believe that, but I honestly do: their butter chicken croquettes, their crispy chickpeas, their wild boar sliders have more than a little in common with dishes you would get in one of my favourite Malaga restaurants. Those two separate menus mean that Clay’s is not one of Reading’s best restaurants, but somehow two of them.

And their food is extraordinary. A stroll through their finest dishes over the past five years is a stroll through some of the best food Reading has ever experienced. From the kodi chips of their first twelve months to the glorious stuffed squid on the menu when they reopened post-pandemic, from the delight of trying their cut mirchi chat for the first time to their most recent dish, a pulao of rice cooked in bone broth crowned with sticky, savoury lamb, the perfect synthesis of Nandana’s and Sharat’s skills in the kitchen. Even their least excellent dishes are head and shoulders above most things you could try in this town. Or further afield: I’ve eaten Michelin starred Indian food, at Mayfair’s Gymkhana, and I’m telling you now that Clay’s is miles better. 

This is the point where I always say “Take my opinion with a pinch of salt, though, because I would class Nandana and Sharat as friends”. I’ve been saying that since the very start, when I did a competition with them, just after they opened, and explained why I wouldn’t be reviewing them. It’s amazing how many people think I have written a review of Clay’s – I never have, for the reasons I’ve already given, but it’s a source of sadness for me even now that I never got to, that I don’t have a record on my blog, from years ago, telling the world what everyone in Reading now knows full well, that there’s something magical about Clay’s.

But I do feel a bit less like giving that disclaimer today. Not because it’s no longer true – Nandana and Sharat are still friends – but because by any standard Clay’s is so significant that my judgment would be more questionable if they didn’t top this list than if they did. It’s a Hobson’s choice, but there you have it. But more to the point, I think many of Clay’s customers have a similar tale about how Nandana and Sharat have become friends. 

The group of people who booked a table, in secret, in their basement to celebrate Clay’s first birthday. The countless customers with stories of kindness from Clay’s either on their deliveries, back in the bad times, or remembering and recognising them and their stories from visit after visit. The celebrations they have hosted and shared in, and the customers who go far more regularly than me – some of them every week. The fact that their first ever customer is their lucky charm and has to be the first to visit their new sites or try new dishes. The fact that they named a dish on their menu after him.

There are so many of those stories, and it’s not for me to tell them all. But if you want to understand how a restaurant can change and be changed by a place, and how that can be the beginning of a proper love affair, Clay’s is the place to consider. Reading is lucky to have it. But I have a feeling it was lucky to find Reading, too.

This piece is part of Edible Reading at 10. See also:

Edible Reading At 10

As I might have mentioned a couple of times lately, next week marks a significant date: 17th August is the tenth birthday of this blog. The first blog post went up on that day in 2013, setting out my stall and going on a little about Reading and what I hoped to bring to the table. My first Tweet, sent a couple of days before that, elicited a practically instant one word response from the then food editor of the then Reading Post. “Credentials?” it said. Even then, somebody was rattled.

In the beginning, to be honest, I wasn’t sure whether it would take off. Another Reading restaurant blog launched pretty much the same week as I did and, in an experience I would have many times over the next ten years, I kept a friendly eye on the competition just to see if the town was big enough for the both of us. And I’m sure it was, but that blog limped on for just over a year and quit.

It was the first, but by no means the last. Over time Alt Reading, Explore Reading, RdgNow, a blog about roast dinners, a blog about breakfasts and a couple of other blogs whose names escape me right now have come and gone. The most recent of them started up last summer: it managed two months.

By the end of 2014 the Reading Post had also given up the ghost, its website beginning the long process of decay and putrefaction that has led to its current state. And through all that, somehow, this blog has kept going – through divorce, redundancy, Brexit and whatever the other horseman of the apocalypse is calling itself these days. I know: I can’t quite believe it either.

Anyway, I hope you’ll allow me a little bit of trumpet blowing, today of all days, because I’m hugely proud of what my blog has achieved over the past ten years. Here’s a statistic that blows my mind: a few weeks ago, I published my up to date review of Bakery House. The blog got more hits that week than it received in the whole of 2013, when it used to look like this.

I always hoped it would be successful, and I always intended to carry on writing it as long as it was fun and there were people out there to read it. And it turns out there were: all of you, whether you’re new to the blog or long-standing readers, have played a massive role in that, and I can’t thank you enough.

And it’s definitely been fun. When I look back on 10 years of reviewing restaurants there are so many moments that stand out that it’s difficult to narrow it down. That time my review got shot down by a bunch of commenters who happened to work for the restaurant, for example. Or my first hatchet job, the incident with the one-armed lobster. The time I went for dinner with the actual CEO of Reading Buses, or the meal that raised a thousand pounds for Launchpad.

The numbers, in hindsight, are pretty astonishing, to me at least. By my reckoning I’ve written over two hundred and fifty restaurant reviews, covering pretty much every kind of food Reading has to offer and nearly every kind of restaurant. I’ve reviewed the shiny new places and the grand stagers that have been in Reading far longer than my blog.

In some cases I’ve been to the same building again and again, as restaurant after restaurant has tried to make a go of the site, leaving strata of food history behind. I’ve now been doing this so long that, like painting the Forth Bridge, I’ve started going back to the places I reviewed in the early days, to see what’s changed.

I tend to think that following Reading’s food scene, over ten years, has been every bit as much of a rollercoaster as supporting any football club. It has changed beyond recognition in that time, with a plethora of great independent restaurants coming and going, a beer scene and a coffee scene springing up out of nothing and street food unmatched by anyone between here and London to the east and Bristol to the west.

And if you’re anything like me you’ll have experienced euphoria and despair as wonderful new places have come to town and some of Reading’s best restaurants, despite our best efforts, have closed down. In the weeks ahead I’ll be writing some articles about the most significant restaurants of the decade and the saddest closures, so stay tuned for that, but in the meantime I’m struck that it was also a decade of oddballs and strange flashes in the pan.

Here are just a few of them. The Venezuelan cafe near the Jobcentre that nobody ever went to. A shop that only sold pretzels. A homophobic American fried chicken restaurant that was run out of town by protestors, in a moment to make any Reading resident proud. Whatever the fuck Lemoni was about. I could go on, but I won’t.

Is Reading a better place now for food and drink than it was back then? Five years ago, I would unquestionably have said yes but now, after Covid and a cost of living crisis created largely by the government I’m afraid I’m not so sure. We’ve seen the closure of many great independent restaurants, with others moving out of the town centre in search of bigger premises. The stranglehold of dodgy or unimaginative landlords still blights everywhere inside the IDR.

In 2013 I made a big thing of saying that there was more to Reading than chains. And look at us now: Wendy’s, Jollibee, Popeyes and Taco Bell. The struggle is real, and harder than ever before. But let’s not focus on that, because over the last ten years there has always been somewhere wonderful to find, if you were prepared to look.

As part of my birthday celebrations I plan to publish my list of Reading’s top 50 dishes, with which I expect you will all violently disagree, but in the meantime I’ll just say this: I’ve eaten a lot of fantastic food, sometimes in the unlikeliest places. I’ve eaten outstanding jerk chicken in a pub garden off Chatham Street, and excellent burgers on Cemetery Junction. I’ve found surprisingly good coffee in the hospital, and god’s own samosas down the Wokingham Road.

I’ve had superb sushi, epic full Englishes, magnificent fried chicken and inventive regional Indian food that was all kinds of drop-everything-and-rush-to-social-media wonderful. I’ve had the best Chinese food of my life in a former greasy spoon by the university. To paraphrase the great Roy Batty, I’ve eaten things you people wouldn’t believe. Except you probably would, because for ten years I’ve documented a lot of it.

And I’m very fortunate that you lot have read it, and still get in touch with me all the time to tell me that you’ve been somewhere on my recommendation and loved it, or tipped me off about somewhere you love that you think I might like too. That sort of engagement is the lifeblood of a blog like this, and it stops it feeling like screaming into the void.

In fairness, it’s never felt like that, not even on day one. You’ve all played a part in that, and I honestly think that in turn has contributed to developing Reading’s food culture and a perception – a quite valid one – that our beloved town quietly punches far above its weight when it comes to eating and drinking.

I felt proud too when my blog was mentioned in the national press, not once but twice, back in 2021, although it says something about the demise of print media that I didn’t rush out, either time, to buy a copy. It remains one of the highlights of the last ten years – that and the time that professional spine donor and serial opportunist Alok Sharma dubbed me an “anonymous troll” (honestly, so many people came out of the woodwork to say lovely things you would not believe).

But I felt even prouder – not for me, but for the restaurants concerned, and for the whole of Reading – when Reading restaurants started getting the recognition they deserved in the national press as we started to emerge from the pandemic. And the very pinnacle of that, of course, came when Clay’s Kitchen got a glowing review in the Guardian this year, a review that showed a real interest in understanding what made that restaurant and its story so special. Good old Grace Dent: she might have blocked me on Twitter, for reasons which genuinely escape me, but she was spot on about this one.

Another thing I’m enormously proud of, over the last ten years, is the regular ER readers’ lunches. I held the first one in January 2018 at Namaste Kitchen, unsure if anybody would want to come and feeling, in truth, a little apprehensive about stepping out from behind the protective curtain of anonymity. I needn’t have worried: over five years on, I’ve organised fifteen of them across ten different restaurants, and by my reckoning the best part of a hundred and fifty people have come to one or more of them. 

In that time people have gone from being readers to friends, I’ve had some brilliant post-lunch boozy conversations in pubs and taprooms and nursed some corking Sunday morning hangovers. I always find those events a little nervy as everybody turns up, taking a register like I’m organising a school trip, fretting about whether everybody is present and correct and the restaurant knows who the vegans are, who has allergies and intolerances. And then, at some point after everybody is seated, the first dishes come out and I can let myself enjoy the good-natured hubbub: a wonderful serene calm settles over me like a blanket and I realise it’s all going to be all right. Again.

And the food at those events, my goodness. Whether it’s the Lyndhurst cooking up a storm with dishes that haven’t ever quite made it onto their menus (their stuffed courgette flowers were a particular treat), Clay’s putting together a series of showstopping tasting menus, never repeating a dish, never skipping a beat or, in the early days, I Love Paella making a special rabo de toro empanada I still think about some days, the food has always been incredible. Every restaurant raises its game, wanting to make something special and show off what it can do, and my readers and I are a truly lucky bunch. 

The last one, at San Sicario, featured an artichoke flan in a bagna cauda sauce which was the stuff of salty, savoury dreams, along with a faultless duck ragu draped over golden ribbons of pasta and a dish of ox cheek cooked in Barolo until it had given up the fight completely. I thought San Sicario was a good restaurant before that virtual trip to Piedmont, afterwards I was certain of it. The next readers’ lunch, at Clay’s for the first time since the pandemic, is a joint celebration of my ten years and their five, and I already know it will be magical.

But more than that, those events well and truly remind me of something very important about Reading. It is a wonderful place, with so much going on – so much music and drama, so much food and drink, coffee and beer. From Bohemian Night to Readifolk, from Shakespeare in the Abbey Ruins to Reading Rep at the Junction, from Bastille Day to Cheesefeast, from Workhouse to C.U.P., from Double-Barrelled to the Retreat we live in an incredible town, still, despite the best efforts of those American chains, our landlords and the council.

Yet with the demise of local media, and the slow death of hyperlocal websites, people don’t always know that. I see so many people at my lunches who want to love Reading but haven’t yet found their tribe, their place, their favourite spots. I hope my lunches help them do that, and I hope my blog helps people do that too. If it’s helped you at all in that way, at any point over the last ten years, then not a moment of the time I’ve spent writing it has been wasted.

While I’m thanking people, it would be remiss not to mention the unsung heroes of the blog – the people who come and keep me company on reviews, letting me taste their food and, sometimes, letting me drag them to places they’d possibly rather not visit. By my reckoning I’ve had an incredible twenty-seven different dining companions over the course of the blog, which makes me sound like a second-rate Doctor Who. Some just turn up once, some have become regular fixtures.

They all add something completely different to the experience, for me, and always have something to say, whether it’s my mum judging the crockery (or the bins), my friend Jerry eating Japanese food for the first time ever in his sixties or, most recently, Emma showing off an impressive talent for smut. I never did go to Wetherspoons with Matt Rodda, but maybe that’s one for the next ten years.

And of course, I do have to say a particular thank you to one person. To Zoë, my fiancée – I’m still not used to how lovely it feels to use that word – who has been an ever-present for over five years, uncomplainingly joining me at all kinds of restaurants, from the sublime to the ridiculous, for providing me with good photos and even better copy (and the occasional expletive-laden revolt), and of course for upping my own expletive count. I can honestly say that I don’t know if this blog would have kept going without her support and encouragement. Even if it had, it would have been an much poorer place without her playing such an active role in it.

Last but not least, even though this is starting to sound like an overlong speech at an awards ceremony, I do have to thank all of you, again, for giving me some of your time every week to read about a random restaurant, even one you might never go to. I never take it for granted, but it’s been a real privilege to do this week in, week out. Ten years, eh? I bet it must feel like you’ve spent that long just reading this.

Anyway, as I said, for the next few weeks the blog will be given over to some special anniversary content. I’ll be covering the ten most significant restaurants to open in Reading in the last ten years (spoiler alert, Lemoni won’t be on there) and the ten saddest goodbyes of the decade (spoiler alert, Lemoni won’t be on there either) and then, just to give you all something to take exception to, I’ll be listing my entirely subjective view of Reading’s 50 best dishes right now.

But after that, we’ll be right back to business as usual. There’s a new Brazilian café out in Whitley I’ve heard about, and a Portuguese cafe just opened down the Oxford Road. People are telling me the new Lebanese restaurant on the Wokingham Road is well worth trying, and only this week a Korean fried chicken joint opened on Market Place. It never stops. And, as we all know, these places aren’t going to review themselves, are they?

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Restaurant review: La’De Kitchen

La’De Kitchen closed in January 2024, and is apparently reopening as a separate restaurant called Yaprak which is allegedly under the same management/ownership. I’ve left the review up for posterity.

It kind of feels as if I’ve reviewed La’De Kitchen, the Turkish restaurant in Woodley, already, even though I haven’t. That’s partly because it’s featured on the blog before, by virtue of a delicious takeaway I reviewed back in March 2021. And I have eaten there once, a couple of months after that. It was for a friend’s birthday, during that weird period in 2021 when you could eat outside but not inside, and we all shivered under blankets and tried to persuade ourselves we were having a marvellous time. I remember the food, though, as being excellent.

Returning this week was a recognition, I think, that of all my to do list it was the most glaring omission, the place I really should have reviewed by now. Zoë and I turned up nice and early on a weekday evening to find the place largely empty, although it gradually filled up during the course of our meal. That didn’t surprise me, because it has developed a reputation over the last couple of years.

Of course, and I say this as a former Woodley resident, the fact that it’s in Woodley, always a rather a desert for restaurants, must help. “I remember how excited Woodley was when it found out it was getting Bosco Lounge”, Zoë told me, which gives you an idea how low expectations were set.

But also, it’s just really nicely done. The interior is chic, and the place got buzzy as more tables were occupied. I could easily imagine that on a busy Friday or Saturday night, the cocktails flowing, plenty of bums on those tastefully upholstered seats, it would feel like a very upmarket place to spend an evening. Maybe not on a par with their branch in Pangbourne, but lovely even so.

That said, La’De Kitchen is in some respects a different beast to the restaurant I ordered my takeaway from back in 2021. Back then Berkshire was its brave new frontier as they expanded from their original Muswell Hill branch. Fast forward two years and Muswell Hill is closed. Instead, La’De has spread across the Home Counties – Newbury, Camberley, Sunningdale – with a rogue branch in Hereford, of all places. So was it a different proposition now, and had they kept what was magical intact as they’d grown? I had a feeling I was about to find out.

The menu, though, was largely unchanged from my previous visit. It’s the familiar mixture of cold and hot meze, food from the grill (endearingly described as “Charcoal Productions”), some Turkish specialities (including pide) and a handful of less Anatolian choices. Some of these, the pizzas, take advantage of their having a suitable oven. The other two, described as the “Ritzy La’De Burger” and the “Ritzy La’De Chicken Burger”, badly need a rebrand: nothing would knowingly choose to be described as ritzy, not even – well, especially – the Ritz.

It’s a shame that most of the sharing main courses, the mixed grills and what have you, are sized and priced to serve three to four people, as opposed to the two to three on the menu on their website, as that limited what we could try.

The first sign that all might not run smoothly came when we placed our order – a couple of cold meze, a pair of hot meze and a main course each. “Would you like all of that to come at the same time?” asked our server, which I found bizarre. Yes, having ordered this much food I would naturally like it all dumped on the table at once so some of it can go cold: that must have been what I had in mind. Maybe they get some customers in a real rush to hightail it to Showcase Cinema, but I didn’t think we had that air about us. “This might be too much food”, our server also said. Well, maybe not it it’s nicely paced I thought, but didn’t say out loud.

Personally I’d have liked my cold meze first, then the hot meze and then my mains. And perhaps I should have said that out loud, but I didn’t, so all four of our starters came pretty much at once. They were something of an exercise in frustration. Possibly the best of them was Cypriot garlic sausage, grilled and crisp-edged, coarse and tasty without any dubious whiff of mystery meat.

Genuinely, I really enjoyed this dish, and I’m sorry to go there but I’m afraid I must: four pretty small pieces of what was presumably a single sausage was seven pounds fifty. If anything, the photo above makes the dish look bigger than it actually was. A handful of scruffy salad, over-sweet with dressing and pomegranate seeds, doesn’t conceal how small this particular small plate was. I know food is getting more expensive and something has to be right at the edge of the spectrum for me to call it out, but that’s where this was. It got me thinking about the sujuk at the sadly-departed Cairo Café: still, maybe that’s why Cairo Café has gone and this place is still there.

The other starter was even more of a disappointment because it’s a dish I’ve had and loved from La’De Kitchen more than once. Chargrilled octopus looked the part, that alluring fractal spiral I always love seeing on a plate. But whether this wasn’t marinated or cooked before being finished on the grill, the end result was tough, rubbery and heavy going. It was also another dish with an overreliance on balsamic and pomegranate seeds, the whole thing a little sickly-sweet. Zoe tried a few pieces and gave up – if the octopus had been great this would have been a stroke of luck, but instead it was a chore.

Were the cold meze better? Not really. Baba ganoush was probably the best of them, with a decent texture and an underlying note of smoke that told that particular aubergine’s origin story. But even then it was a little lacking in the complexity I was hoping for. But the real disappointment was the taramasalata: I’ve had this before from La’De Kitchen and I remember it being more a pastel shade, salty and moreish, a proper treat. This was Barbie-pink and one note, with more of Marie Rose than fish roe about it. As with the octopus Zoë tried a little and decided she couldn’t be doing with the calories. “It’s oddly sweet” she said, a theme across the starters. And I would say, in the main, that I’m a fussier eater than she is.

Here’s the really weird thing, though: one thing I’ve always loved about La’De Kitchen is its balloon bread – a beautiful inflated pita speckled with sesame seeds. When I ordered takeaway from that that first time, we had three of the blighters and I remember thinking that they were one of my favourite things about the meal. On this occasion – and bear in mind that we’d ordered two things you could reductively describe as a dip – they brought us one.

We broke it, we tore it, we dipped and spooned baba ganoush and taramasalata onto it, and then we thought “what can we do with the rest of these dips?” Did they expect us to eat taramasalata with a fork? So when the server swung by, we asked if we could have some more bread. Of course, of course, they said. It did not materialise.

By this point I was drinking my pint of Efe and Zoë was on a mocktail (“Safe Sex On The Beach” apparently, although good luck finding one without sewage in this country) the restaurant was slightly busier and I was adjusting my expectations. One of my favourite Turkish restaurants is Zigana in Didcot, and although I love the place I’d be the first to admit that their meze is hardly the main attraction: it’s only when your food has spent time on their charcoal grill that things start getting good. Perhaps La’De Kitchen would be the same.

Our server came over and asked if we were ready for our mains, and we said why not. He gestured at our mostly uneaten baba ganoush and taramasalata, although he chose not to ask why we’d left so much. Funny, that.

“Would you like me to take those away?” “he asked.

“No thank you, but what I’d really like is some more bread to eat with them.”

“Of course, of course” came the reply. Of course, more bread never materialised. By this point I had rationalised to myself that, given that the two dips were either side of middling, he might have been unintentionally doing me a favour. Besides, all the more room for mains.

When I had my takeaway from La’De Kitchen all those years ago it was all about one dish: the pistachio adana, an impeccable lamb kofte studded with pistachio, a truly delicious masterpiece of grilling. Well, Zoë quite sensibly called shotgun on it for this visit and I have to hand it to her, because it was the one thing about La’De Kitchen that age has not withered.

If anything, it was better than before: what used to be a coating of pistachio has morphed into something more beautiful, a sort of hyper-real, hyper-green pistachio pesto which elevated it from great to greater still. Paired with gorgeous, nutty pearls of bulghur wheat (and more sticky-dressed, pomegranate-strewn salad: you can’t have everything) this really was a fantastic dish, albeit one keeping bad company. If everything we ate that night had even approached the quality of the pistachio adana, I would be firing up the hype machine and getting out my virtual megaphone: nothing even remotely did, but I still want to say that the restaurant is almost worth visiting for this dish alone.

I’m prepared to concede that I might have ordered badly, when it came to my main. I asked my server what distinguished the chicken Iskender from your common or garden shish, and he told me that it came served on a bed of pita with a spicy tomato sauce (called halep) and yoghurt. Should I have known from that what I was about to get? Perhaps. Perhaps I should have known that it was cubes of chicken and squares of pita in a cast iron skillet, with a spooge of slightly bland tomato sauce and a pile of yoghurt on top. If I’d known, I might have opted for something else.

But even judging it by the standards of the dish, it didn’t quite work. Unlike the plating of the adana, which gave you plenty of negative space, this was crammed into the skillet, making it fiddly to eat. I actually loved the squares of pita, which had enough about them to stand up to the sauce. But the chicken was firm – just the right side of bouncy – without being tender, and the sauce was unremarkable. It was almost like they’d taken all the glory of meat fresh off a charcoal grill, and wiped it out by drowning it in something bla. I probably ordered something I might not have chosen, but I still expected it to be better than this.

“What do you think?” said Zoë, who by this point had given me enough of her adana for me to realise a travesty had taken place.

“It’s, well… it’s not as good as yours. Meat and tomato sauce in a skillet feels like something I could have picked off the al forno section of the menu in a Prezzo.”

“You know this used to be a Prezzo, don’t you?”

Full but unfulfilled, we waited in vain to get somebody’s attention to pay our bill. The restaurant wasn’t hugely busy at this stage, but from the difficulty we had you’d think it was. All the time that blasted taramasalata and baba ganoush sat there on the table. It irked me, and yet I knew I’d dodged a bullet: I’m a big fan of eating my feelings, but not necessarily when those feelings are disappointment. Eventually we got our bill, and some time after that we managed to pay it. It said we’d had two lots of balloon bread, which by this point was just rubbing it in.

“That was the best part of a hundred quid!” said Zoë incredulously as we made our way to the bus stop, pausing only for a tactical foray into Waitrose to buy some chocolate to cheer ourselves up. “Seriously, you need to find some other people to do these fucking reviews with you.”

“I know, I know” I said. “The saddest thing is that we could have gone here” – I gestured at Adda Hut, which looked far quieter than La’De Kitchen had been – “and you’d have had a better meal. We’d have spent a lot less money, too.”

I am so sorry that I didn’t like La’De Kitchen more. I wonder if it’s them or me, if I caught them on a bad night or if something has happened to the genuinely exciting restaurant that opened in Woodley a few years ago. Is it the inevitable consequence of a chain growing, or what happens when you focus on margins? Either way I ordered a mixture of dishes I know well and some new things and only one dish – that pistachio adana – took me back to the beginning. 

Beyond that, it felt like a shadow of its former self. I found myself thinking you’d be better off at Bakery House, or Tasty Greek Souvlaki, or even catching the train to Didcot and giving Zigana a whirl. Or trying Istanbul Mangal in Tilehurst Village, or the new Lebanese place down the Wokingham Road. I truly wish it wasn’t so, but them’s the breaks. But we’ll always have that pistachio adana, so perhaps the trick is to go there, order that, cut your losses and leave. It’s an extraordinary dish, and without it this rating would have been far lower. It’s worth making a pilgrimage just for that. For now, at least.

La’De Kitchen – 6.7
61-63 Crockhamwell Road, Woodley, RG5 3JP
0119 9692047

https://woodley.ladekitchen.com